Insult parents through song, just like the Oompa Loompas did
What lessons can we learn from Willy Wonka? A few things spring to mind, but most of them involve killing children with personality flaws. Drowning a fat kid in chocolate? Check. Sending a greedy girl to the incinerator? Check. Blowing up a gum chewer for chewing gum? You’re dang right. Shrinking a TV-obsessed little boy? Yeppers.
It is all good applicable stuff to each of our lives. Perhaps the greatest lesson of all is that after you kill or maim an unruly child the essential step of rubbing it in through song. Little people rhyming your parenting defects makes the sting that much deeper. Better, but deeper.
