Nerds get abused while playing buttball.
Podcast: Drink the Sauce
Thinking About He-Man, His Haircut, and All the Crap He Had To Lift Over His Head
How many things did He-Man have to lift over his head.
Huckin’ Stuff, Deckin’ People in the Face, and Bookin’ It
Use huck, decked, and booked it in a senctence, “My dad hucked a beer at me so I decked him in the face and booked it to my friend’s house.”
Making Homemade Weapons
Our dad had a lot of tools and saw blades laying around and we had a lot of time, naturally we made amazing homemade weapons. Ninja weapons a medieval weapons mostly.
Town Holds Demolition Derby to Raise Money for Man Injured in Demolition Derby
What do you do if someone gets injured in a demolition derby? Hold a fund raiser with another demolition derby of course. If it wasn’t for the overly cautious bad guy they could pull off the event without any problems.
A Ballerina Gracefully Steps on Male Crotches to Get Across the Stage
For two young boys a ballerina gracefully stepping from one cod piece to the next is too much. We can’t stop laughing and people around us are annoyed.
Unicyclists are hot and other things women want
Unicyclists have to watch out when riding because the amount of panties and bras thrown at them while pedaling down the road is dangerous.
Western kids with common New York neighborhood names.
Every other kid on the soccer field is named Brooklyn. Now they can’t travel.
Bottle Rocket Spanking
A kindly neighbor spanks one of the teenage boys next door. A bottle rocket exploded in his house and he snaps.